the cutest men in the world

Let me just share two of the cutest images I've seen in a while:

NUMERO UNO

awwwww......

but wait....

NUMERO DOS

AWWWWWWWwwwwwWWWWwwwwww......

This is the meaning of life I think. 

I hate job hunting

So I've realised that when I look for jobs, I do a lot of bullshitting. I figure out what the job is for, and I really play it up.

"Yes! When I had a dog I always loved grooming and washing them. And I just thought, 'What if I could do this full-time AND get paid for it!'"

"Answering phones is a way of life for me. I think being a receptionist has always been my calling."

"I absolutely love cooking! So when I heard about the fry cook position at my local Arbys I had to go for it."

Why is it that when you apply to any average, minimum wage job, you must have a passion for whatever it is? Like if I wanted to be a house cleaner they would probably ask if vacuuming cat hair was a special interest of mine.

No asshole, I'm doing this because I need money. And that doesn't mean I won't be a hard worker or I won't be able to learn the necessary skills for the job, it just means that hopefully you won't steal more than a year of my life. 

Next time someone asks me in an interview if being a telemarketer is my life's goal, I'll...I'll...probably say yes it is, because I do really need a job. 

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A summary of my day

femme fatale revised

I colored my post from a few weeks back! I especially enjoyed doing the tan lines. 

She's quite beautiful me thinks.

!!! More life drawing !!!

sneaky peek

Here's a sneak preview of a personal project, a zine I'm working on with my friend Josh.

Its about birds and it will be amazing. 

Bedroom

mountain man

worried

I cut off the man's head before I could finish.

Bobby

music videos

A new favourite and a old favourite by some really talented people.

New Favourite:



Old Favourite:



The bit with the leaf blower makes me double over laughing every single time. I can't say that about anything else in this world.

Femme Fatale

I won TOMS!

A few months ago the TOMS pop up shop in Covent Garden had a little competition where you drew on a paper shoe in the hopes of it becoming a real shoe. And guess what? IT BECAME A REAL BOY...i mean shoe. I just got it in the mail :)

Sex kitten

Enchiladas with udon please!

So a few months back my brother started a restaurant venture in Japan where he's livin', and I wanted to design his menu! Well I only got as far as the logo before the business fell through(it died so young) but I thought I would post it as I do like how it was turning out. Tennessee Rose was the name of the restaurant. I'm not sure about the rooster.